ESTORYAHEE ...

Boy: Kuha unya ko og driver's license nimu miss.
Girl: Adto sa LTO ohhh.. nano ari man ka naku?
Boy: Because you're driving me crazy.

boy: miga wa ka kapoya?
girl: ha? wa man ngano?
boy: ganina ra man gud ka nag dagan2x sa akong huna2x

guy: miss, out-of-school ka?
gurl: huh? nganu ka.ingon man ka ana?
guy: kada adlaw man ka cge tambay sakong huna2 gud...

Boy: You know, you're like the sun for two reasons.
Girl: What?
Boy: First, you brighten up my day. Second, you're hot.
Girl: How sweet! You're also like the moon.
Boy: Why?
Girl: 'Cause I wanna see you every night.

guy: rainbow ka miss?...
girl: rainbow? nganu gud tawn?
guy: because you colored my world...